本集简介：

The One Where No One Proposes


Joey tries to tell Rachel that he didn't really propose, but can't get a moment alone with her. Phoebe gets involved but that just confuses things. Joey tries to keep Ross away from Rachel until he can straighten it out. Monica and Chandler continue trying to get pregnant; Mr. Geller discovers them having sex in the janitor's closet and is mortified, until he learns that they're trying to conceive; then he's so enthusiastic he starts giving them advice, and Monica is mortified. Joey, Ross, and Rachel finally straighten out that no one was going to propose; Ross was just planning to ask Rachel if they could start up their relationship again. Everything is just about smoothed out when Ross realizes that Rachel is wearing the ring, and therefore must have said yes to Joey.

       瑞秋认为自己同乔伊已订婚了, 而又不知这样是对是错。于是向菲比倾诉，菲比还以为瑞秋说的是罗斯呢。菲比向罗斯道贺，罗斯丈二和尚摸不着头脑。

 
        乔伊想纠正错误，但又无从下手。

 
        三人终于澄清事实后，乔伊离开，让罗斯和瑞秋陪着新生的女婴爱玛。

      罗斯想和瑞秋重修旧好，不幸却意识到瑞秋已接受了乔伊的“求婚”。

 
      莫妮卡和钱德在医院储藏室造小孩，被老盖勒撞见。老盖勒指出他们的姿势不利于生产下一代。

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故事梗概


          在Friends第9季第1集中，Joey弯下身子去拣Ross口袋里掉出来的戒指，Rachel误以为他是在向自己求婚，她在答应了Joey的同时，又不知这样做是对是错。而Joey想纠正错误，却无从下手。于是他把比事告诉Chandler想得到帮助，这时Chandler告诉他……


Chandler: does Ross know?

Joey: Oh my god! What the hell am I gonna tell him.

Chandler: well maybe you don't have to tell him anything

Joey: oh I like that yea.

Chandler: if you clear things up with Rachel, Ross never needs to find out but you have to do it now before he finds out about it and kicks your arse.

Joey: (Laughs) now lets not get carried away)


讲解


kick your ass是美国口语中很流行的一句俚语，它并不真指“踢某人的屁股”。而是指粗暴地或粗鲁地对待某人。而真正表示踢屁股的俚语为kick in the pants。例如：
John got a kick ln the pants by his father.
(约翰的爸爸踢了约翰的屁股一脚。)


       同时，还有许多外表近似的俚语，但它们的意思却大相径庭，例如

kick ass指“了不起”。例如：